For part of their Romeo & Juliet exam, students were supposed to memorize a few short quotations from the play. On the exam, they had to fill in blanks. Here are some of their answers.
Actual text:
- A plague on both your houses!
- Mercutio
Student answers:
- A shame on both your parts!
- A head on both your sides!
Actual text:
- From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life.
- Chorus
Student answers:
- From forth the tomb loins of these two people
- From forth the long loins of these two families
- From forth the cut loins of these two lovers
- From forth the prodigious loins of these two lovers
- From forth the vexed loins of these two families
- From forth the deep loins of these two lovers
- And my favorite, which gives me a hilarious visual:
From forth the fighting loins of these two lambs
1 comment:
wow...i needed that!
God gives us teachers moments like these to prove to all the other poor souls in the working world that we have it best!
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